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This be my fanfic. I was inspired to write this after using too many Sharpie's at one time. You have been warned. BLARGH+GLORP=BLORP or GLARGH.


Part 1

In The High School Courtyard, in front of the school

Colin: Le first day of high school zo my goodness.

Ari: I love Bori now! *fangirls*

Colin: That was random.

Kate: Hey geysers!

Colin: Hola! Como esta?!

Lissette: Muy fantastica! Gracias! estomuchosoydeamarilliopitbullcubaoficina.

Ari: Is that Spanish?

Lissette: No. It's Cuban!

Kate: Uh...

Uni: Hey guys....

Colin: OH MY GLORP.

Uni: FINNAME.

Kate: Hey Uni!

Uni: Who wants some weed?

Ari: I'm good.

Lissette: No me gusta la marijuana.

Alisha: LALALALA BORI.... LALALALALA. Hey!

Colin: Hey Alisha!

Ari: Hai!

Uni: Weed?

Alisha: No thankyoui!

Lissette: I suck at speaking Cuban.

Dil: STALKER! *attempts to kill Colin with gun*

Colin: *Dodges bullet, pulls out sword and slashes Dil*

Dil: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I always loved you Ari!!!!!!

Ari: NO!!!!!

Uni: LOL @ Dead body.

Kate: Cuzins!!

Colin: CUZINS!!!

Alisha: I need a yellowi sundressi! LALALALALALALALA *skips off*

Car: LORDO is mah life. I have arrived. In the Lordo-mobile. *points to decked out Lordo-ized mini-van*.

Soup: OMG CAR.

Car: OMG SOUP.

-Soup and Car le frolic off together hand in hand*.

Ari: Anyway... could today get any weirder?

CCG: *pops up out of nowhere* HAI!

Colin: Hey!

Lissette: HOLA MUCHACHA!

Uni: ASDFGHJKL.

Kate: TOLU BOLU!

Tolu: Hey guys! What's going-- *CCG drops glass cup on Tolu*

CCG: Oops I broke it.

Tolu: I'm okay.

Ari: I will save you Toly!

Tolu: Dude, get off. I'm fine.

Colin: TOLU BOLU. RITE-AID.

Uni: GLORP.

Hannah: Hey guys! *poops on Lissette and runs off*

Lissette: *curses in Cuban and runs off*

CCG: *Pushes over plant* Oops I broke it.

Kate: Linkin Park. *sings*

Alisha: I'm backi with my yellowi sundressi! Hai Colini!

Colin: FOX NEWS.

Alisha: LOLOLOL.

Uni: Guess what?

Ari: What?

...

Uni: Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down.

Colin: And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air.

Ari: In west Philadelphia born and raised,

Kate: On the playground where I spent most of my days.

Car: Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool,

Alisha: And all eatin' some meatballs outside of the school.

Dil: When a couple of guys, they were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood.

Soup: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air."

CCG: I whistled for a cab and when it came near the, license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror.

Hannah: If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air!

Tolu: I pulled up to a house about seven or eight.

Colin: And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!"

Lissette: Miré a mi reino finalmente fui allí.

Uni: To sit on my throne, as the prince of Bel-air.

Part 2

Homeroom

Colin: Okay. I have my Geometry, my English, Programming...

Ari: I think you have everything.

Kate: Seriously BOI.

-bell rings*

Colin: Let's go!

First Period - Teen Guidance

Teacher: Hey class! :D

Colin: Hello.

Car: Hi!

Uni: What do you want?

Teacher: My name is Ms. Marbles.

Lissette: Wait... Jenna Marbles?

Teacher: Yes.

Kate: *runs in out of nowhere* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

-Colin, Kate, and Lissette fangirl*

Car: Meh. So you, out of all people, teach Teen Guidance?

Jenna Marbles: Of course. I have so much advice to share!

Dil: Sorry I'm late-- OMFG it's Jenna Marbles!!

Jenna Marbles: But you can call me Ms. Marbles.

Colin: She's our teacher.

Dil: That is amazing!!! *runs up to hug Jenna Marbles*

Jenna M: *gives the face*

Dil: Um....

Kate: Are you gonna teach?

Jenna M: *Still gives the face*

Car: So... let's... sing?

Jenna Rose: *barges in* I just can't believe she wore those Jeans like meee!!!!

Uni: OH MY GLORP. She must have taken some of my weed.

...

Jenna M: Hannah Montana's wearing my jeans!

Kate: Ashley Tisdale's wearing my jeans!

Car: KeKe Palmer's wearing my jeans!

Uni: Who the heck is Keke Palmer?

Lissette: I just can't believe she wore those jeans like me!

Colin: Whoa, whoa. whoa, whoa, whoooa.

Dil: She wore those jeans like me!

Jenna Rose: Dil, you lived in Ohio, right?

Dil: Yes...?

Jenna R: BLAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHH!!!! *kills Dil with hammer*

Uni: Pork and beans... and BLOOD. I mean-- weed.

Kate: Hey! I live in Ohio too! Hy did u do that?!

Jenna R: ..... BLAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHH!!!! *attempts to kill Kate with hammer*

Kate: Not on my watch...

-le epic battle fight between Jenna Rose and Kate-

Alisha: *Runs into class* I heard a cat fight! I brought popcorni!

Colin: Thanks. *takes popcorn*

Uni: I can put some weed in them and smoke it. *takes popcorn*

Alisha: o.O

Colin: o_O

Jenna Marbles: *the face still*

-Kate uses cousin power. Jenna Rose is destroyed!-

Colin: COUSINZ!!!

Kate: COUSINZ!!!

Alisha: COUSINI'Z!!!!

Lissette: Hold my earrings. I'm going in.

Uni: The fights over...

Lissette: Dang it! *Walks off listening to Pitbull and shuffling Pokemon cards* IM CUBAN!

Car: Back to the Lordo-Mobile. Peace! *vroom vroom*

-bell rings*

Colin: FREEEEEDOM!!!

Everyone Sings: ♫ AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN! WHERE AT LEAST WE KNOW WE'RE FREE!! ♫

CCG and Soup: *off to side* We never get to do anything :(

Jenna Marbles: That's like my diet.

CCG: What? *knocks over pencil sharpener* Oops I broke it.

Soup: You don't get to do anything in your diet?

Jenna M: No! I sing! *joins in with others*

Everyone: ♫ AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN! WHERE AT LEAST WE KNOW WE'RE FREE!! ♫

-fades to black-

TUNE IN NEXT TIME



Like it or die, haters. Part 3 coming soon.

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