This be my fanfic. I was inspired to write this after using too many Sharpie's at one time. You have been warned. BLARGH+GLORP=BLORP or GLARGH.
In The High School Courtyard, in front of the school
Colin: Le first day of high school zo my goodness.
Ari: I love Bori now! *fangirls*
Colin: That was random.
Kate: Hey geysers!
Colin: Hola! Como esta?!
Lissette: Muy fantastica! Gracias! estomuchosoydeamarilliopitbullcubaoficina.
Ari: Is that Spanish?
Lissette: No. It's Cuban!
Uni: Hey guys....
Colin: OH MY GLORP.
Kate: Hey Uni!
Uni: Who wants some weed?
Ari: I'm good.
Lissette: No me gusta la marijuana.
Alisha: LALALALA BORI.... LALALALALA. Hey!
Colin: Hey Alisha!
Alisha: No thankyoui!
Lissette: I suck at speaking Cuban.
Dil: STALKER! *attempts to kill Colin with gun*
Colin: *Dodges bullet, pulls out sword and slashes Dil*
Dil: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I always loved you Ari!!!!!!
Uni: LOL @ Dead body.
Alisha: I need a yellowi sundressi! LALALALALALALALA *skips off*
Car: LORDO is mah life. I have arrived. In the Lordo-mobile. *points to decked out Lordo-ized mini-van*.
Soup: OMG CAR.
Car: OMG SOUP.
-Soup and Car le frolic off together hand in hand*.
Ari: Anyway... could today get any weirder?
CCG: *pops up out of nowhere* HAI!
Lissette: HOLA MUCHACHA!
Kate: TOLU BOLU!
Tolu: Hey guys! What's going-- *CCG drops glass cup on Tolu*
CCG: Oops I broke it.
Tolu: I'm okay.
Ari: I will save you Toly!
Tolu: Dude, get off. I'm fine.
Colin: TOLU BOLU. RITE-AID.
Hannah: Hey guys! *poops on Lissette and runs off*
Lissette: *curses in Cuban and runs off*
CCG: *Pushes over plant* Oops I broke it.
Kate: Linkin Park. *sings*
Alisha: I'm backi with my yellowi sundressi! Hai Colini!
Colin: FOX NEWS.
Uni: Guess what?
Uni: Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down.
Colin: And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air.
Ari: In west Philadelphia born and raised,
Kate: On the playground where I spent most of my days.
Car: Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool,
Alisha: And all eatin' some meatballs outside of the school.
Dil: When a couple of guys, they were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood.
Soup: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air."
CCG: I whistled for a cab and when it came near the, license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror.
Hannah: If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air!
Tolu: I pulled up to a house about seven or eight.
Colin: And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Lissette: Miré a mi reino finalmente fui allí.
Uni: To sit on my throne, as the prince of Bel-air.
Colin: Okay. I have my Geometry, my English, Programming...
Ari: I think you have everything.
Kate: Seriously BOI.
Colin: Let's go!
First Period - Teen Guidance
Teacher: Hey class! :D
Uni: What do you want?
Teacher: My name is Ms. Marbles.
Lissette: Wait... Jenna Marbles?
Kate: *runs in out of nowhere* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
-Colin, Kate, and Lissette fangirl*
Car: Meh. So you, out of all people, teach Teen Guidance?
Jenna Marbles: Of course. I have so much advice to share!
Dil: Sorry I'm late-- OMFG it's Jenna Marbles!!
Jenna Marbles: But you can call me Ms. Marbles.
Colin: She's our teacher.
Dil: That is amazing!!! *runs up to hug Jenna Marbles*
Jenna M: *gives the face*
Kate: Are you gonna teach?
Jenna M: *Still gives the face*
Car: So... let's... sing?
Jenna Rose: *barges in* I just can't believe she wore those Jeans like meee!!!!
Uni: OH MY GLORP. She must have taken some of my weed.
Jenna M: Hannah Montana's wearing my jeans!
Kate: Ashley Tisdale's wearing my jeans!
Car: KeKe Palmer's wearing my jeans!
Uni: Who the heck is Keke Palmer?
Lissette: I just can't believe she wore those jeans like me!
Colin: Whoa, whoa. whoa, whoa, whoooa.
Dil: She wore those jeans like me!
Jenna Rose: Dil, you lived in Ohio, right?
Jenna R: BLAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHH!!!! *kills Dil with hammer*
Uni: Pork and beans... and BLOOD. I mean-- weed.
Kate: Hey! I live in Ohio too! Hy did u do that?!
Jenna R: ..... BLAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHH!!!! *attempts to kill Kate with hammer*
Kate: Not on my watch...
-le epic battle fight between Jenna Rose and Kate-
Alisha: *Runs into class* I heard a cat fight! I brought popcorni!
Colin: Thanks. *takes popcorn*
Uni: I can put some weed in them and smoke it. *takes popcorn*
Jenna Marbles: *the face still*
-Kate uses cousin power. Jenna Rose is destroyed!-
Lissette: Hold my earrings. I'm going in.
Uni: The fights over...
Lissette: Dang it! *Walks off listening to Pitbull and shuffling Pokemon cards* IM CUBAN!
Car: Back to the Lordo-Mobile. Peace! *vroom vroom*
Everyone Sings: ♫ AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN! WHERE AT LEAST WE KNOW WE'RE FREE!! ♫
CCG and Soup: *off to side* We never get to do anything :(
Jenna Marbles: That's like my diet.
CCG: What? *knocks over pencil sharpener* Oops I broke it.
Soup: You don't get to do anything in your diet?
Jenna M: No! I sing! *joins in with others*
Everyone: ♫ AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN! WHERE AT LEAST WE KNOW WE'RE FREE!! ♫
-fades to black-
TUNE IN NEXT TIME
Like it or die, haters. Part 3 coming soon.